First, the stars align in such a way that allows for two consecutive months to contain Friday the 13th.
Next, two airplanes align to create this--
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--outside of the SCG Global World Headquarters.
As we have learned in the past, seemingly unrelated occurrences such as these should not be taken lightly. Ominous events are obviously forthcoming.
Don't worry, though: if anything crazy or dangerous goes down,
we'll make sure and log into our Twitter account and then set up a live video stream instead of notifying the proper authorities in a timely fashion.
